Saturday, April 29, 2006

auto quotes

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
Dave Barry

Recent auto accident has taken its toll. I'm not as strong perhaps as I was the past two years, but I am strong enough.
Anatoli Boukreev

Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar.
Billy Crystal

The challenges that Detroit's auto industry faces are the same challenges that many manufacturers face across this country.
John Engler

I Worked in the family auto body shop, lifted weights, and rode a few Victory Sports Indoors.
Ben Jackson

I feel I have to live a little longer before I write a sequel to my auto biography which covers my experiences up until October 1991.
Holly Johnson

I really enjoy playing, and I'd rather do that than swing a hammer, be a mailman, an auto mechanic or a carpenter.
Johnny Kelly

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.
Robert Orben

I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry, I give you 90 percent of what most people need.
Adam Osborne

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
Carrie P. Snow

Friday, April 28, 2006

Famous store quotes for t-shirts

At the suggestion of a friend, B.J. Gilmore, I decided to open a store selling chocolate chip cookies.
Wally Amos

I think, in terms of storing the music, that what we're doing now we should try and store in analog form as well.
Sean Booth

There is no place where we can safely store worn-out reactors or their garbage. No place!
David R. Brower

Most cities only wish they had a comic store as good as Captain Spiffy's.
Max Cannon

Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand.
Jonathan Carroll

I love going to the feed store and drinking coffee and talking about how much rain we need.
Thomas H. Church

We derive our vitality from our store of madness.
Emile M. Cioran

Thursday, April 27, 2006

t-shirt quotes about shirts

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred A. Allen

In junior high a boy poured water down my shirt and yelled, "Now maybe they'll grow".
Pamela Anderson

Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot except in wintry weather. At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks.
Honor Blackman

The most difficult thing for me is a portrait. You have to try and put your camera between the skin of a person and his shirt.
Henri Cartier-Bresson

I'm not going to take my shirt off in every movie.
Morris Chestnut

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
Cameron Diaz

My generation, you ask a kid, they'll definitely know who made the shoes they're wearing and what shirt they like.
America Ferrera

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

short quotes for t-shirts

- Life's not a garden, so stop being a hoe!

- The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

- If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

- One tequila two tequila three tequila floor

- Rehab Is for Quitters

- Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh

- I'm not anti social, society is anti me

- Don't go away mad, just go away.

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Love your enemies ...

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -- Mother Teresa

The only reward for love is the experience of loving. -- John LeCarre

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. -- Benjamin Franklin

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.

You fall in love with personality but you live with character.

Great works are performed not by strength, but by perseverance.

Adopt the pace of nature, her secret is patience.

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell !

Monday, April 17, 2006

few more tshirt quotes

One who makes no mistakes, never makes anything.
--English proverb

The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas.
--Linus Pauling

A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
--Charles F. Kettering

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
--Walt Disney

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
--Grace Murray Hopper

If you've always done it that way, it's probably wrong.
--Charles Kettering

What we have to learn to do, we learn by doing.
--Aristotle

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.
--Mark Van Doren

To teach is to learn again.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes
(this one can suit realy small t-shirt LOL )

Practice is the best of all instructors.
--Publilius Syrus