"RV: Runaway Vacation" film/movie quotes

Bob Munro (Robin Williams): [about Travis Gornicke] Whenever a big white man picks up a banjo, my cheeks tighten.
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Marie Jo Gornicke (Kristin Chenoweth): Do you wanna hear about the time Jesus saved us from a tornado?
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Earl Gornicke (Hunter Parrish): So, do you have a boyfriend?
Cassie Munro (JoJo): No, actually, I'm engaged.
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Bob Munro (Robin Williams): [angrily] We watch TV in separate rooms and IM when dinner is ready.
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Carl Munro (Josh Hutcherson): Can I use your bathroom? I need to throw up.
Jamie Munro (Cheryl Hines): You sick?
Carl Munro (Josh Hutcherson): Very. Cassie and Earl are making out.
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Mission Impossible III - movie/film quotes

Owen Davian (Philip Seymour Hoffman): Who are you? What's you're name? Do you have a wife? A girlfriend? Because if you do, I'm gonna find her. I'm gonna hurt her. I'm gonna make her bleed. And then I'm gonna find you,and kill you right in front of her.
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Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise): I have the Rabbit's Foot, but I can't make it to the roof!
Declan (Jonathan Rhys Meyers): What the hell d'you mean you can't make it to the roof - where are you?
Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise): Look up! Look up! Look up!
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Luther Stickell (Ving Rhames): Well if it isn't Mr. 'those who can't do, teach'!
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Brassel (Laurence Fishburne): Mr. Musgrave, please don't interrupt me when I'm asking rhetorical questions.
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Benji Dunn (Simon Pegg): Well I'm assuming the rabbits foot is some sort of a codename for a deadly weapon, otherwise it could just be some very expensive 'bunny appendage.'
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Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise): I'll die unless you kill me!
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United 93 - the movie/film quotes

Mohammed Atta: We have some planes...
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Thomas E. Burnett, Jr. (Christian Clemenson): We have to do something, they are not going to land this plane.
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Honor Elizabeth Wainio (Chloe Sirene): Hi mom, its me... this really kind woman handed me the phone and told me to call you.
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Todd Beamer (David Alan Basche): Are you guys ready? Let's roll! Come on, let's go!
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And shepherds we shall be ...

From "The Boondock Saints" film/movie

[the McManus brothers are delivering the family prayer to Rocco, who has just been killed by Yakavetta]
Connor, Murphy: And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand...
[they hear the click of guns behind them and they whip around with guns drawn to come face to face with Il Duce]
Il Duce: ...that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.

Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can...

From "Pirates of the Caribbean": The Curse of the Black Pearl

Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid.
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Will Turner: Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free!
Barbossa: Don't dare impugn my honor boy! I agreed she go free, but it was you who failed to specify when or where. Though it does seem a shame to lose somethin' so fine, don't it, lads?
The Crew: Aye.
Barbossa: So I'll be havin' that dress back.
Jack Sparrow: I always liked you.
Bo'sun: Grr...
Elizabeth: Goes with your black heart.
Barbossa: Ooh, it's still warm.
The Crew: Off you go!; Come on!; Get on with it!
Bo'sun: Too long!
Jack Sparrow: I really rather hope we were past all this.
Barbossa: Jack... Jack! Did you not notice? That be the same island we made you the governor of on our last little trip.
Jack Sparrow: I did notice.
Barbossa: Perhaps, you'll conjure up another miraculous escape, but I doubt it. Off you go.
Jack Sparrow: The last time you left me a pistol with one shot.
Barbossa: By the powers, you're right. Where be Jack's pistol? Bring it forward.
Jack Sparrow: Seeing as there's two of us, a gentleman would give us a pair of pistols.
Barbossa: It'll be one pistol as before, and you can be the gentleman and shoot the lady; and starve to death yourself.

Eminem quotes

-As soon as my mom would leave to go play bingo, I would blast the stereo.
-Battling with somebody, you do anything you can to strip their manhood away.
-Before I was famous, when I was just working in Gilbert's Lodge, everything was moving in slow motion.
-But I'm not ignorant-I know how it must be when a black person goes to get a regular job in society.
-Fame hit me like a ton of bricks.
-I need drama in my life to keep making music.
-I was born in Kansas City, and my dad left when I was five or six months old.
-Music, in general, is supposed to be universal; people can listen to whatever they want and get something out of it.
-My only scheme was to be a rapper.
-Personally, I just think rap music is the best thing out there, period. If you look at my deck in my car radio, you're always going to find a hip-hop tape; that's all I buy, that's all I live, that's all I listen to, that's all I love.
-Sometimes I feel like rap music is almost the key to stopping racism
-That's when I decided I wanted to rap. I'd hang out on the corner where kids would be rhyming, and when I tried to get in there, I'd get dissed.
-Then when I was five we moved to a real bad part of Detroit. I was getting beat up a lot, so we moved back to K.C., then back to Detroit again when I was 11.
-Thing is, I'm not really a commercial rapper.
-Yeah, near 8 Mile Road in Detroit, which separates the suburbs from the city. Almost all the blacks are on one side, and almost all the whites are on the other, but all the families nearby are low-income. We lived on the black side.

Eminem

Oprah Winfrey short Quotes

-Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.
-Excellence is the best deterrent to racism or sexism.
-I always knew I was destined for greatness.
-I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process.
-I feel that luck is preparation meeting opportunity.
-I still have my feet on the ground, I just wear better shoes.
-If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are.
-Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity.
-Turn your wounds into wisdom.
-When I look into the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.
-Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
-You are what you are by what you believe!

Oprah Winfrey

Funny quotes

Funny, but after trading for more than 15 years, I still am capable of forgetting a cardinal rule: The paper you own, in the end, will be intertwined with the fate of the 30-year bond.
Jim Cramer
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Steven Wright
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Peter Ustinov
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
Steven Wright
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Steven Wright
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Oprah Winfrey
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Mark Twain
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Will Rogers
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Robert Frost
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
Woody Allen

Humor quotes

- Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Mel Brooks
- Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
Sid Caesar
- I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.
Edward Albee
- Humor is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Romain Cary
- I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
Frank A. Clark
- A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Mignon McLaughlin
- Humor is reason gone mad.
Groucho Marx
- If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor.
Jennifer Jones
- Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.
Thomas W. Higginson
- Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Mark Twain
- If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mohandas Gandhi
- You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby
- Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders.
Oscar W. Firkins

slippers quotes

You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman... I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and a jumper. He was just so worn out and old, he wanted to go home.
Allan Carr

If I have a signature, it's the skull and crossbones. I have ties, cuff links, suspenders, and even a pair of velvet tuxedo slippers with the skull and crossbones on them. I think it's the buccaneer in me.
Art Cooper

It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
Al Franken

Actually, I wanted to be a toe dancer. My mother did an act in London. She had two girls who did a little ballet number while she changed gowns between the songs she was performing. And when the ballet slippers wore out, she brought them home to me. I put them on and could walk all over the house on my toes.
Gale Gordon

Don't you stay at home of evenings? Don you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet?
Oliver Wendell Holmes

I am 45, and I am not ready for carpet slippers and 10:30 bedtimes, but I am middle-aged.
Nick Hornby

We need you, Dennis, wherever you are. We've got your ruby red slippers here. Come home. And bring Toto with you.
Luc Longley

She left behind one of her glass slippers, which the Prince took up most carefully.
Charles Perrault

I'd better be on the road, or I'll be going nuts. I'm not the kind of guy who sits around with a pipe and slippers watching soap operas.
Tommy Shaw

9 good Irish Quotes

Nine Good Irish Quotes and Proverbs
by: Niall Cinneide

The Irish, those who hail the country of Ireland, both by birth and those who simply claim it, are a God-fearing and unique group of people. It is said that everybody has been an Irish Catholic at least once in their lives. Who won’t join in the festivities of St. Patrick’s Day celebrations? Attributed to the Irish are hundreds of thousands of quotes over the centuries, and here are a few of their best. Enjoy, and feel free to use for yourself as often as you like.

1. "There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting."~~ By John Millington Synge~~

2. "St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time -- a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic."~~ By Adrienne Cook.~~

3. "Ireland is rich in literature that understands a soul's yearnings, and dancing that understands a happy heart."~~ By Margaret Jackson.~~

4. "Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat."~~ By Alex Levine.~~

5. "Maybe it's bred in the bone, but the sound of pipes is a little bit of heaven to some of us." ~~ By Nancy O'Keeefe.~~

6. "In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs." ~~ By Sir John Pentland Mahaffy.~~

7. "Long life to you, a wet mouth, and death in Ireland"

8. "A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures"

9. "I believe in the sun when it's not shining, I believe in love even when I feel it not, I believe what whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."

Many of the quotes that are attributed to Ireland are those that are full of dealing with strife and problems. For many individuals in Ireland’s history, their lives were anything but easy. They struggled to find food, homes and shelter many times. And, when they had that there was disease ravishing them. For those in Ireland, many quotes are very religious in nature as well. The goal of each is to inspire or just to learn to deal with the things that were put at their feet.

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