t-shirt quotes about shirts

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Fred A. Allen

In junior high a boy poured water down my shirt and yelled, "Now maybe they'll grow".
Pamela Anderson

Apart from anything else, I find boots are too hot except in wintry weather. At home I usually wear a sweater, shirt and slacks.
Honor Blackman

The most difficult thing for me is a portrait. You have to try and put your camera between the skin of a person and his shirt.
Henri Cartier-Bresson

I'm not going to take my shirt off in every movie.
Morris Chestnut

I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.
Cameron Diaz

My generation, you ask a kid, they'll definitely know who made the shoes they're wearing and what shirt they like.
America Ferrera

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?
Jeff Foxworthy