short quotes for t-shirts

- Life's not a garden, so stop being a hoe!

- The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

- If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

- One tequila two tequila three tequila floor

- Rehab Is for Quitters

- Heck is where people go who don't believe in gosh

- I'm not anti social, society is anti me

- Don't go away mad, just go away.